Brian's Department of Unorthodox Innovations is where the wild and wacky come to play. We're a team of experts in the field of doing things prophets didn't think of, but we're not really experts, we're just Brian.
Our mission is to create the most unorthodox innovations the world has ever seen. We're talking about things like edible cutlery, hoverbikes, and robotic jellyfish. We're not just innovators, we're the innovators of the innovators.
We're led by the one and only Brian, our fearless leader and chief unorthodoxian. He's a master of the unorthodox and a prophet of the bizarre. He's the reason you're here today, so thank him.
Want to learn more about our team? Check out our team page, where you can meet the rest of the unorthodoxians.
Meet the TeamOr, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Secret Lab where we cook up all sorts of wacky experiments.
We're working on a top-secret project codenamed "Project: Inflato-Matic". It's a machine that inflates to the size of a house, but still fits in a carry-on suitcase.
We're also working on "Project: Disco-Tron", a device that turns your kitchen appliances into a disco party.